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[nextgenfred]

I don't only study, you pillock.

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[justlike]

No, I'm sure you have a nice wank between classes, too.

[nextgenfred]

Lily. I was just eating. Now I'll never be able to look at food again.

[justlike]

What, it's perfectly natural! Healthy, even! Don't be ashamed, Freddie. We all do it.

[nextgenfred]

The said normality of such an event is a moot point next to the much stronger fact of not wanting to discuss it with my cousin.

[justlike]

Pretty sure we all ran naked round the chicken coop together. I don't think it much matters now.

[nextgenfred]

I really do see these as completely unrelated circumstances.

[Seriously Lily yr weird.]

[justlike]

Naked is naked, dear cousin. Embrace your freedom!

[nextgenfred]

I'm perfectly comfortable in the land of repression, ta

[apotter]

Cheers. Now I need some brain bleach.

[justlike]

Come off it, Al. I'm not a kid. I know what people really use the Room of Requirement for.

[apotter]

You're free to do as you please, but for the love of Merlin, you don't have to be talking about it in front of your brother and/or cousin. Mum and Dad have sex, as well, but I certainly don't want to be carrying around that mental image. Ever.