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[nextgenfred]

I don't only study, you pillock.

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[apotter]

Mmhm. All right. What else do you do? 'Go to class' is not a valid answer. Nor is 'read'.

[nextgenfred]

I don't see any reason why they're not valid. But I can still add 'play chess' to that list.

[apotter]

This is not normal Weasley behaviour, Fred. I think it might be time for an intervention of some sort.

[nextgenfred]

I like to think I'm just expanding the family horizons.

And we'll see who's going to be laughing come exams this year.

[apotter]

I'm conserving my intellectual capacity by only studying enough to get reasonably good scores. Anything more is a waste of effort.

[nextgenfred]

At least that sounds as if you've put some thought into it.

[apotter]

Fred Weasley: Master of the backhanded compliment.

[nextgenfred]

I'll put that on my CV shall I?

[apotter]

Probably should, since you're likely to be light on extracurricular activities.

[nextgenfred]

Not all of us can be good at Quiddich.

[apotter]

I'm not sure Quidditch is really applicable on a CV unless you're applying for a Quidditch team, is it? And if I was applying for a Quidditch team, I'd surely have to resort to name-dropping to get anywhere.

Weren't we talking about you, though?

[nextgenfred]

Yes but I was deflecting. It didn't work for very long, did it?

[apotter]

I can be conversationally tenacious sometimes. Good try, though.

[nextgenfred]

I thought it was admirable at any rate.

[justlike]

No, I'm sure you have a nice wank between classes, too.

[nextgenfred]

Lily. I was just eating. Now I'll never be able to look at food again.

[justlike]

What, it's perfectly natural! Healthy, even! Don't be ashamed, Freddie. We all do it.

[nextgenfred]

The said normality of such an event is a moot point next to the much stronger fact of not wanting to discuss it with my cousin.

[justlike]

Pretty sure we all ran naked round the chicken coop together. I don't think it much matters now.

[nextgenfred]

I really do see these as completely unrelated circumstances.

[Seriously Lily yr weird.]

[justlike]

Naked is naked, dear cousin. Embrace your freedom!

[nextgenfred]

I'm perfectly comfortable in the land of repression, ta

[apotter]

Cheers. Now I need some brain bleach.

[justlike]

Come off it, Al. I'm not a kid. I know what people really use the Room of Requirement for.

[apotter]

You're free to do as you please, but for the love of Merlin, you don't have to be talking about it in front of your brother and/or cousin. Mum and Dad have sex, as well, but I certainly don't want to be carrying around that mental image. Ever.