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[mooney]

If we're caught, I'm blaming you.

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[broomswept]

Let us not forget: this was all your idea.

[mooney]

I simply made a snide remark; you're the one that blew it out of proportion.

[broomswept]

That's my job. TO blow things out of proportion. Sirius blows things up. You come up with bad ideas, and Peter tells us it's a bad idea.

[mooney]

I... I think you have our roles mixed up. I'm the mild-mannered one in the group that treats you all like the children that you are. This is a very idea.

[broomswept]

If you're going to be that picky about it!

Still, you've got to accept some responsibility.

[mooney]

[He lets out a sigh of defeat.]

For this one I will. I will still implicate you if we're caught though.

[broomswept]

Of course you will. I wouldn't expect anything else.

[mooney]

Remind me how this works again. We've gotten the recipe from the library, how are we getting this on his head?

[broomswept]

Simple, my dear friend. Brooms and invisibility cloaks.

[mooney]

You're the only one with a cloak mate. You've also got a skill with a broom. I believe the honor befalls to you.

[broomswept]

and the most qualified member of our merry band to make the potion?

I think- oh, what do you know- that's you, Moony.

[mooney]

[Remus gave out an exaggerated sigh] Well, when you put it that way, I have no choice.

[broomswept]

No, no you don't. [She grins, putting her arm around him.]

[mooney]

[He tilted his head backwards, sighing again.] We need to make a stop at Slughorn's shop then.

[broomswept]

[She grins] We can do that.

[mooney]

Do you ever wonder if he knows just how much he contributes to our educational experience?

[broomswept]

I think he has an inkling.

[mooney]

This will be so amusing in hindsight if one of us becomes a prefect.

[broomswept]

If. You're a shoe-in.

[mooney]

As if! Besides, I'd only get it because I'm certain Dumbledore just wants someone to check you and Padfoot.

[broomswept]

Well, yes. But won't it be brilliant? Having someone on the inside?

[mooney]

[He raises an eyebrow suspiciously]Except everyone will know I'm the "inside" person.I'm around you suspicious characters too often.

[broomswept]

Suspicious!

Please. If we were suspicious characters, I'd have a very charming mustache.

[mooney]

You do. It's in your trunk. You put it on Hedwig when you need a laugh and you wear it whenever you're giving you an inspiring speech about whatever heinous rule-breaking scheme we're about to commit.

[broomswept]

[Remus John Lupin, you are the ruiner of fun. Jane gives him a pointed look.]

Then, on all accounts, you're right.