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[aspittingimage]

Having siblings is way too complicated.

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[nextgenfred]

Just beef up on your defensive magic and build a strong impenetrable barrier around your bedroom door. It can be very effective.

[aspittingimage]

And just how long have you had your barrier up against your sister?

[nextgenfred]

If I'd had my way it would have been up around the time she started walking.

[aspittingimage]

You do realize she's not that bad, don't you? Not to me anyway.

[nextgenfred]

Yes, well. You and Roxy share a similar... zest for life shall we say.

[aspittingimage]

I may or may not have been teaching her some things.

[nextgenfred]

It seemed from my vantage point to be a mutually destructive on both sides.

Although she still made prefect so who knows she must have a system of balance more effective than others or something.

[aspittingimage]

She must get it from your mum because we know it's not from your dad.

Either that or you're actually rubbing off on her more than we thought, take your pick.

[nextgenfred]

I'll go for the latter, it gives me a few fleeting moments of warm big-brotherly pride.

[aspittingimage]

So what happens when she inevitably blames you and hates that part of her life?

[nextgenfred]

I have an emergency kit for that type of situation. It involves beers.

[aspittingimage]

Ah, always prepared. If you ever need help breaking into your emergency kit, well, you know how to find me.

[nextgenfred]

But you'll just drink it all.